1. thatfunnyblog:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

    thatfunnyblog:

    MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

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  2. deucebowl:

    she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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  4. skyrover9:

    mkaiser323:

    It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

    Being a dick even to demons

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  5. houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

    houseofwessex:

    prototype-the-walter-girl:

    dailyshitsandgiggles:

    People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

    That was wild

    from start to finish

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  10. parynoid:

    when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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